Conversations with a 2 year old.

Noah: Mommy I'm sad.
Me: Why sweetie?
Noah: Daddy's at work still

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This one was last night...we have been reading him his child version of the Bible, and have been re reading the story of Genesis the whole week (partly because he really likes it, and partly because I think re reading for a few days helps take in everything). Last night when we were done reading I asked:

Me: So Noah, who made the Sun?
Noah: God!
Me: Who made all the animals?
Noah: God!
Me: And who made the moon and stars?
Noah: God did mommy! And Mommy, Who made farts?

*eyeroll* Are all boys like this? That one I chose to ignore...and totally blaming Brandon for.

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Noah: Mommy, you love Daddy?
Me: Yes
Noah: Daddy love you mommy?
Me: Yes
Noah: GO HAWKS!

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This one is a favorite of mine. A little background...if you aren't a local, the Cyclones are our rival college team (our house is a hawkeye house!). The Cyclone and Hawkeye mascots are both hawks and look similar.

SO here is the story, we were at the mall and Noah saw a family who were all wearing cyclone shirts. He has no idea who the cyclones are, but he saw the mascot on the shirt and I'm guessing thought it was our Herky the Hawk so he walked right up to them and yelled "GO HAWKS!". I died laughing, and Noah got a few cheers from some men in the crowd.

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Me: Noah, you need to come help clean up
Noah: No thank you mommy
Me: Noah, if you don't clean up your toys you are going to get a time out
Noah: Okay mommy, I'll go to time out.

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